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I created this video to tell my friends on Youtube about my cancer diagnosis. I figured I’d also post it here because it is relevant to the site, even though it doesn’t say anything you don’t already know.
You forgot the credits at the end. “A Borg Video Production”
When will the Borg assimilation IV begin?
The Borg assimilation IV begins tomorrow morning. Over the next nine weeks there are going to be three sessions that promise to be particularly nasty. Fortunately, most of the weekly ones will just be to refill the pump.
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The one tomorrow will be one of the nasty ones. Did you notice how I used the word “one” three times in the last sentence and they were equally spaced? I wonder if there is a word to describe when that happens? Whoops! I’m off topic.
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If I’m still functional I will post a brief update tommorrow afternoon. If not, I’ll wait until the nasty stuff wears off some.
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I didn’t feel it appropriate to claim the video was a “A Borg Video Production” because I didn’t have any tubes running out of me at the time.
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After tomorrow it will be a different story.
Well, we’re all hoping that “nasty” turns out to be not so nasty. I just read an article about genetically modified mosquitoes that are being used to vaccinate people against malaria. I’m glad that your treatment does not involve genetically modified mosquitoes.
It is my understanding they were considering using genetically modified mosquitoes to administer my chemo but it would have required mosquitoes the size of turkeys. The problem is the largest mosquito they have been able to engineer so far are the size of a small duck. Unless there is a scientific breakthrough in the immediate future the Borg plan will remain the preferred form of treatment.
There’s no need for a scientific breakthrough. You can already saddle and ride the mosquitoes in Florida.
Thank God I live in Oregon. I’m not ready for mosquitoes the size of horses.
Hi Gary,
I figured that you need some cheering up and you do not get to the pool to here my great jokes and that is what you need!!
In mythological heaven Thor, the God of thunder, is talking to Zeus and a few of the other Gods. Thor says I think I will go to earth and seduce a human woman. The other gods are against it but he goes anyway.
Well, he finds a rare beauty and she succumbs to his charms. They have a night of great athletic passion.
Thor returns to heaven and begins to feel guilty. He tells the other Gods hew will return to earth to tell the girl he is a God.
He finds her later that day and says simply; ” I am Thor!”
And she says: ” Well I am Thor too, thilly, but you don’t here me complaining.
JOHN
I had been missing the guys at the pool. Your joke reminds me of your promise to tell me all the jokes that I missed when I returned. Having been reminded of how bad your jokes are, I am not feeling quite so bad about being away.